[[Opening]]
[[Season A Day 0]]
[[Season A Day 187]]
[[Season A Election (megan)]]
[[Season A Election (coin)]]
[[Season B Day 4]]
[[Season B Day 189]]
[[Season B Election]]
[[Season C Day 8]]
[[Season C Election]]
[[Season D Election]]
[[Season E Day 1]]
[[Season E Day 9]]
[[Season E Day 20]]
[[Season E Day 21]]
[[Season E Day 22]]
[[Season E Day 23]]
[[Season E Day 25]]
[[Season E Day 59]]
[[Season E Day 78]]
[[Season E Day 99]]
[[Season E Election]](text-style:"expand")[''Season E Day 13'']
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Mill Cap: Hello Parker, do you have a minute?
Parker: yea game just ended
Parker: who are you
Mill Cap: I’m the team captain of the Millennials, I believe you were good friends with Megan?
Parker: ???
Parker: is she okay???
Mill Cap: In our game against the Truckers, they got incinerated, but Megan didn’t entirely.. leave. There’s someone else now.
Mill Cap: She says her name is New Megan Ito, she looks and sounds a lot like Megan, but she doesn’t seem to remember anything. Not even where she came from, or that there was a Megan before her. And of course that means she doesn’t remember anyone she knew either.
Parker: no
Parker: no no nono
Parker: i need to see her
Parker: she just needs to see me to remember
Parker: where is she
Parker: new york?
Mill Cap: Surely there’s no time to get to New York and back before your next game? And what about your firewalking? It’d be safer to wait until you’re playing against her new team, I believe it’s only in a few days.
Parker: no no i need to see her now
Parker: please
[[->->Season E Day 20]](text-style:"expand")[''Season A Day 187'']
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(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
!!!!!! parker!!!!!! parker thats so cool!!! told you the immortals were good haha!!]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
im still kinda processing it
it felt like the postseason was going on for forever
guess it was worth it]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
of course it was worth it!! dude next time i see you off season we are going to go out and have a party]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
a party?? seems a little excessive
and you got most pitching wins that’s impressive too]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
yeaa but your team won the whole season!! thats way cooler than pitching wins
and if a party is a lil too much it can just be us
but we ARE celebrating
thats a promise]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
well don’t forget to celebrate for yourself as well]
[[->->Season A Election (megan)]](text-style:"expand")[''Season A Election'']
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(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")+(text-colour:#febd14)[''Mom''
We must talk about this Non-Profit Hex, Parker.](align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parker''
i know](align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")+(text-colour:#febd14)[''Mom''
Your output the last season has been Stunning, even earning your Team a Championship!
However, if you’re not paying out to Fans of your Team anymore, it could be a disaster for Us.](align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parker''
i know](align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")+(text-colour:#febd14)[''Mom''
In the next Election, I may be able to convince the other Fans to Vote for something to Move you to another Team.](align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parker''
but we still dont know how firewalking works. that doesn’t feel safe](align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")+(text-colour:#febd14)[''Mom''
No worries, whatever Instability does, it will only affect the Immortals.]
[[->->Season B Day 4]](text-style:"expand")[''Season A Election'']
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(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
heyyy parker how are you doing, feeling alright?]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
fine
just woke up
my legs kinda hurt]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
have you seen the election results yet?]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
no
did anything interesting happen, i didn’t really pay attention to the options]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
im a crab now haha]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
oh
crabs are good too]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
yea everyones been super nice
and we’re both mvps]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
oh huh]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
but you might want to check the rest yourself though]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
huh?
wait what does that mean
firewalker
what’s instability]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
i asked a couple crabs, no one seems to know haha
maybe ask the fireballs?]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
well i don’t want to leave the immortals. they’re really nice
it’ll be alright]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
yea!! dw abt it for now! youre in there for at least the next season and we can worry about that then haha
for now id say just focus on blaseball]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
thanks
see you on the field]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
you toooo]
[[->->Season A Election (coin)]](text-style:"expand")[''Season B Day 4'']
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(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
is your game over yet]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
no but im not pitching so lol i can spare a bit of time. whats up?]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
i can’t get my mind off of this firewalker thing
I keep noticing blue fire at my feet
it doesn’t burn or hurt or anything but it’s there
it’s weird]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
freaky]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
“leave a location” is pretty vague
i’m worried i’ll accidentally hurt everywhere i play a game at]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
dw, we dont even know if instability will hurt em
might just make it harder to play which is fine]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
you’re right
sorry about being so miserable in your dms
get back to practising]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
dont worry abt it rlly! thats what im here for]
[[->->Season B Day 189]](text-style:"expand")[''Season B Day 189'']
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(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
my turn to shower you in praise]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
aww dude dont forget to praise the other crabs too haha]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
you got the most pitching wins again so im statistically required to shower you with praise
congrats on the most pitching wins by the way
and the internet series
now we’ve both been champion]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
we become a more powerful pair by the day lol]
[[->->Season B Election]](text-style:"expand")[''Season B Election'']
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(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
election results just came through
i need to move to the artists
immortals are going to be unstable]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
oh]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
i still don’t know what that means]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
this was your moms fault wasnt it]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
yeah]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
we’ll get her back eventually haha]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
i’m really worried.
i hope they’ll be alright
and my legs still hurt]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
i know blaseball doesnt reallllyyy give you much time to but take it easy when you can]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
ill try
thank you
i can’t wait to see you again]
[[->->Season C Day 8]](text-style:"expand")[''Season C Day 8'']
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(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
so... the news just came through to us
i know you probably wont want to talk to anyone for a bit
take care of yourself
this isnt your fault]
[[->->Season C Election]](text-style:"expand")[''Season C Election'']
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(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
is this displaying correctly? youre a psychic now? thats not in the election results haha. how’s oregon?]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
i don’t know what happened. i couldn’t stop moving
it was like falling asleep and waking up on my feet somewhere completely different
i don’t understand
they don’t even want me here
they just see me as a curse
people are going to die because of me. the immortals already have
i don’t know what to do]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
you’re not a curse. this isn’t your fault.
im sorry i cant help more but ill always be here for you
next time i see you im going to hug you so goddamn hard]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
thank you]
[[->->Season D Election]](text-style:"expand")[''Season D Election'']
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(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
heyy are you doing alright in there haha
havent seen you since they gave you the force field
but hey its cool we’re gonna be on the same team all the time!!
i’m looking forward to getting that front seat view of you playing without it being against you haha
and hey, we’re both four time mvps! isnt that cool??
well i think its cool haha
idk. just get back to me when you can
here’s to a fun season e!]
[[->->Season E Day 1]](text-style:"expand")[Season E Day 1]
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(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
where are you?? i kept looking over the fence during the game but you were never there. are you doing ok?]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
this force field
this fucking force field
it’s so hard to do anything
i know it keeps everyone safe but it’s horrible
it’s like i’m so deep underwater my entire body is constantly being crushed by the pressure
i can't handle it]
[[->->Season E Day 9]](text-style:"expand")[''Season E Day 9'']
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(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
you know how i said we’d be on the same team all the time lol
guess not. you left quick after the game ended.. i thought it was only at the end of the season?
but hey, you dont have to worry anymore! no more force field holding you back! yeaa!
dw about me, instability doesnt feel like that much]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
stop talking
i’ve got too much on my mind.
please just stay safe.]
[[->->Season E Day 13]](text-style:"expand")[''Season E Day 20'']
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(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
are you there]
[[->->Season E Day 21]](text-style:"expand")[''Season E Day 21'']
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(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
i thought not
i know you probably can’t hear me
but i'm sorry about it all
about this
about the force field
about everything.
it should have been me
i wish i could see you again
the new megan isn't like you
i guess you wouldn’t know about her]
[[->->Season E Day 22]](text-style:"expand")[''Season E Day 22'']
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(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
i'm sorry
i miss you]
[[->->Season E Day 23]](text-style:"expand")[''Season E Day 23'']
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(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
i hope you're doing ok out there
come back someday]
[[->->Season E Day 25]](text-style:"expand")[''Season E Day 25'']
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(align:"<==")+(box:"XXXXXXX===")[[->->Season E Day 59]](text-style:"expand")[''Season E Day 59'']
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(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[=(text-colour:#febd14)[''Mom''
What a Season so far!
You’re doing Fantastic.
Isn’t it thrilling to see so many Teams?
Don’t mind the Flame.
All of your Stars are giving Us a Remarkable Profit.]
[[->->Season E Day 78]](text-style:"expand")[''Season E Day 78'']
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(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
so many people are dying
why did you take it?
i should have been incinerated instead
everything would have been ok
i don’t understand
i don’t understand.]
[[->->Season E Day 99]](text-style:"expand")[''Season E Day 99'']
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(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''New Megan Ito''
sooo i know the postseason starts soon, youre prob ready to rest and yknow i am too lol but i wanna talk a bit]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parker MacMillan''
how are you messaging me]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''New Megan Ito''
i dont really get where i came from and im still processing the fact there was another megan apprently]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parker MacMillan''
how are you messaging me???]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''New Megan Ito''
dude anyone can message anyone, i didn’t earlier on bc it took a bit to get my account set up haha
look i dont wanna hate you! like im sorry abt what happened but isnt it like a bad thing to be this angry for this long
like im still a person.]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parker MacMillan''
stop talking stop talking stop talking
shut up.
i don’t care
just leave me alone.]
[[->->Season E Election]](text-style:"expand")[''Season E Election'']
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''//`[NO SIGNAL]`//''
[[->->End 1]](text-style:"expand")[''Season A Day 0'']
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(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
season a season a season a its almost time for our first ulb season parkeyyyyyyy!!]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
im really nervous haha]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
aww dw youll do great
theres some real talented players on the immortals and you are one of them!]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
well we’ll see
the breath mints are good too]
(align:"<==")+(box:"XXX==")[''Meg''
hehe
we better get back to practising so we can be even better!!
see you on the field, good luck!]
(align:"==>")+(box:"==XXX")[''Parky''
you too]
[[->->Season A Day 187]]//''`[sound of time passing]`''//
[[->->End2]]
(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXX=")[=#SUPERPOSITION
cw: death, maincord-unfriendly language, bad parents
[[check messages->Season A Day 0]]Hello! Thank you for reading. I'm entipikal (AKA Sage on the Discord) and I have infinite shrimp emotions about Parker and Megan so I used this as an excuse to learn how to use Twine better. I know the formatting is a bit weird, but if there's any blatant bugs don't be afraid to DM or ping me about it
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