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The much loved commissioner. A beloved little guy.
Basic Bio
Pronouns: he/him
Gender: genderqueer
Orientation: aroace
Species: human (ambiguously) or blaseball item head
Age: 19 (ambiguously)
Associated Colours: pink, black, white
Common Characteristics
Each point is seperate from the others, though a lot of them often overlap with each other in AUs
- Doing a great job
- Completely clueless and very confused, but trying his best
- Despises the other Parkers, believing himself to be the "true" one as he's the one most people know
- Eyes became permanently pink and slightly glowy after he first picked up the microphone, a trait that lingers even after he loses the mic at the end of Short Circuit 3. The glowiness is usually only noticeable in very low light and has no effect on his vision
- Poor control over the microphone, frequently becoming overwhelmed while trying to use it or getting stuck with it activated
- Gender of little inconveniences; of spilt coffee, of folded paper to keep a table level, of an outdated calendar
AU Specific Pages
Related Pages
- Paltker - Parker IIIII's alternate that replaced him briefly before New Season 1.