My favourite guy. My beloved. My belarker. My blorbo. The perfect pathetic little meow meow. I love him so much he's the site's favicon. He's lived in my brain non-stop for almost two years and probably takes the title of "character I've thought about consistently for the longest consecutive period". He's been mentioned over 3000 times in my private discord with two other friends in it. I could talk about him for hours (and have! and probably will again!) and still have more to say if you digged through my brain deep enough. I love him. My terrible, horrible little man.
My interpretations of Parker have gone through gradual changes, but there's generally one that definitively takes the "what I first think of when I think of Parker" crown. For a while, that was a bitter, resentful Parker, but more recently it's been the complete opposite; a relaxed and far more emotionally mature Parker. He's a character that means the absolute world to me, and you'll probably see that being a running theme across all these blaseball pages. A lot of my AUs and headcanons revolve around him, or were spawned from him in some way, even if they don't entirely revolve around him anymore.
As I've said to friends, in august 2021 he set up a little cabin in my brain, and I can't make him leave. But I wouldn't have it any other way!
Basic Bio
Pronouns: he/they
Gender: non-binary
Orientation: acearo
Species: human (ambiguously) or blaseball item head
Age: 19
Associated Colours: blue, gold, white
Common Characteristics
Each point is seperate from the others, though a lot of them often overlap with each other in AUs
- Coin's (and sometimes Namerifeht's) son
- Pre-prehistory, shy and reserved, considered "the weird kid with rich parents" by many. Became increasingly withdrawn as the seasons continued
- Post-prehistory, angry and irritible, the source of his aggression kicked off by Megan's death. Never given a chance or outlet to heal from his trauma
- Spent his time in the vault learning to unwind, relax, and come to terms with what happened to him. Becomes somewhat of a mentor to others he meets
- Has control over fire from his hands, and involuntarily produces fire at his feet, especially when he's emotional
- Resistant to being burnt if not outright fireproof, especially in his own fires
- Light burn scars on his hands and feet
- Coincidentally just kinda looks like a blaseball and is very pale
- Long hair he never cuts
- Yellow eyes and a stare that could kill
- Blaseball item head whose head is on fire; the flame gets worse when he's emotional
- Higher natural body temperature and resistant to the cold due to firewalker and fire blood type